i’m a grower not a show-er
what do this mean u might ask?
means my peepee dumb small when it’s soft but when i get hard my shit bigger than your feet
anyway
the upside to this? no one ever expects how big i get when i’m hard it’s like “dam i ain’t even notice u got a big ass dick boy”
the downside?
if i get pantsed in public i immediately have to start jacking off before i pull my pants back up in order to get hard if not everyone will think i’m packing chicken nugget when in reality im not vegan but i brought the cucumber with me
thinkin about my (openly gay) lit professor today saying, “one of my favorite historical anecdotes is the time that Oscar Wilde was in America, at the same time that Walt Whitman was active and writing poems about sticking his tongue down other men’s shirts, and Wilde went to Whitman’s house exactly one time and spent several hours there, and ever since all these historians have been like ‘what could they have been doing???? it’s such a shame we’ll never know…’ and I just…. we know. the only question now is who was the top.”
Whitman. No person that writes ‘Love is a sacrament best taken kneeling’ is a top. (Looking at you Wilde)
Today, 3 black teens were attacked by a homeless man in Santa Clarita. People called the police on the homeless man. But the police aimed their guns at the teens they were supposed to protect.
I’m tired. USA is a hellscape. It’s hard to find inspiration to write lately.
